TROLL

Rich Troll: Imagine a mythical creature who lives under a golden bridge—because why settle for ordinary rocks when you can have solid gold? This troll doesn’t just ask for a toll; he demands Bitcoin, NFTs, and maybe a Tesla or two. He’s got a monocle made of diamond pixels and his laughter sounds like cha-ching from a cash register on steroids. He scrolls through memes like a boss, dropping savage one-liners in group chats while sipping a latte made from liquid gold. When he trolls, it’s with designer insults and emoji combos worth more than your rent. Forget “fee fi fo fum,” his battle cry is “buy low, sell high, and flex harder.”