BAC

In an alternate universe (one that nobody particularly likes), two intergalactic schemers, Bick and Colby, stumbled upon an ancient artifact during one of their „totally legitimate” treasure-hunting expeditions. The artifact? A glowing, pulsating coin that allegedly held the power to grant its bearer ultimate control over all realities. Naturally, they fought over it immediately. “Colby, you idiot! This coin could make me—uh, us—legends!” shouted Bick, an egotistical inventor with a knack for making machines that mostly worked. His green, slimy skin reflected the coin’s eerie glow. “Yeah, if by 'legends’ you mean 'wanted in 12 dimensions’ again,” Colby shot back, adjusting his oversized goggles. He was the brains of the operation, though you’d never guess it from his constant stream of bad decisions.