XONKEY

XONKEY WASN’T ALWAYS BLUE. BACK WHEN THEY WERE JUST YOUNG MONKEY BROTHERS, PONKE HAD ONE OF HIS EPIC MELTDOWNS. FOR REASONS ONLY HIS MESSED-UP BRAIN COULD FIGURE OUT, HE DECIDED XONKEY’S FACE NEEDED A “GOOD SQUEEZE”—AND BY THAT, I MEAN HE NEARLY CHOKED HIM OUT . FROM THAT MOMENT, XONKEY WAS NEVER THE SAME. HIS SKIN TURNED BRIGHT BLUE, AND EVER SINCE, HE’S BEEN KNOWN AS THE “BLUE MONKEY.” SO, BEING THE DEGENERATES WE ARE, WE ADOPTED THIS WILD LITTLE GUY AND DROPPED HIM ON XRPL, WHERE HIS BLUE SKIN FITS RIGHT IN.