BITET

Bite Tyson’s rise to infamy started in the cafeteria of Memopolis Elementary, where he developed a reputation for biting anyone who stole his lunch. “Why punch when you can chomp?” became his motto. Expelled for gnawing through lockers, Tyson redirected his energy into boxing, combining brute strength with his unorthodox strategies. Known for his unpredictable tactics—like distracting opponents with fake injuries or spontaneous snack breaks mid-match—Tyson has been suspended more times than he’s fought. His signature move, The Bite Blitz, is feared across Memopolis. Tyson credits his unique approach to a strict training regime of chewing raw steak and shadowboxing with mannequins. “Rules are for people who don’t win,” Tyson famously said before a match…with a mouthguard that doubled as a cheese grater.