PEST

Pessimism Token (PEST) is just a token that will probably never see the light of day. In fact this project is so absurd, that it doesn't even deserve your time to read this. I assume that you've stopped reading this so I'll just continue to ramble on about about something that is in essence, nothing. This token will be the biggest failure in the history of altcoins, bringing nothing of true value to anyone, except maybe a laugh and a key point of ridicule and conjecture. I only want you to give me the benefit of the doubt, with doubt being the keyword in that statement. So come stub your toe with us on this clumsy attempt to make something of nothing as we trip over obstacles constantly. On our fall to the ground I'm pretty certain nobody will be there to catch us. So pray to the rainbows, white picket fences, butterflies and bigfoot for us because there is no god in the world of Pessimism. Send It!