BOB

WHO IS BOB? EVERYONE LOVES BOB. EVEN BOB LOVES BOB. HE SIMPLY KNOWS IT ALL. WHEN IN DOUBT, ASK BOB. HE IS HERE FOR YOU. IN HIS HUMBLE DEMEANOUR, HE WILL BLOW YOU AWAY. WHY EVEN GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE BOB, YOUR WIFE OR HUSBAND ARE GIVING YOU TROUBLE, SEE BOB. YOU HAVE CONSTIPATION, SEE BOB. YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING IN LIFE, SEE BOB. I MEAN LET’S BE REAL HERE. WHO DOESN’T LIKE BOB. HIS GIGA BRAIN IS TOO SIZEABLE FOR THE AVERAGE JOE.