SATASHI

Hi! They call me Satashi Nakamoto, but you can call me the 'Accidental Crypto Genius'! Thanks to a famous slip of the tongue, I'm here to add a little extra to your Bitcoin experience. 😉 Thanks to the keen ears of the JPMorgan CEO, my true identity has been revealed! Forget 'Satoshi' - that's so last decade. Here at SATASHI NAKAMOTO, we're revolutionizing the Bitcoin world, one mispronunciation at a time. Who needs finite supply? Pffft. That's old school. In the spirit of generosity, and a tiny bit of chaos, I've decided to add just a 'few' more Bitcoins to the mix. Because why not?