PISS

Piss is an ERC-20 utility token and the latest innovation in smart contract engineering. Dubbed the world's first pisscoin, $PISS utilizes a proprietary MEV protocol to ensure optimal liquidity and order execution for it's users. This is accomplished by means of a weighted allocation of tokens to the excess reserve supply positionally oriented relative to total supply, alternatively referred to as W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S. Conceptualized as a response to the volatility and suboptimal order execution in the shitcoin market, pisscoins leverage MEV (Maximum Extracted Value) to ensure sufficient liquidity and allow for expedited order execution regardless of your order sizing. All piss transactions routed via the public mempool benefit from this utility thanks to our jeet-automated routing and execution division, or "Jared" - the MEV contract responsible for W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S