KAREN

We’re here to speak to the manager of crypto. We’ve been planning for this moment for some time now. We also know it might take a few years to track him down, if ever we do, but we’ve got nothing but time and a list of complaints. It’s a really really long list. If you think you can help us find him, join the chat and let us know. We’re going to need a lot of Karens, we’ll need to be in every corner of social media until we get to speak to the manager. Managers need not apply.